Magical Thoughts From My Poor Diseased Brain

Things I thought and/or said recently that caused amusement in my brain:

1. The Kardashians are adorable, they're really nice people. . . .oh God help me!
2. Why are Chex so damn delicious?
3. I have an addiction and it's not like my addiction to craisins, that one I can stop at any time.
4. Oh sure computer, Kardashian is a real word, but craisins isn't, check your priorities at the door please.
5. "Swagger Jagger, swagger jagger! You should get some of your own". . . . .crap.
6. Is watching Twilight more or less socially acceptable than watching KUWTK?
7. This is where I'm gonna set my snacks when I'm pregnant. . . . aw crap, I'm not gonna be able to see the TV!
8. I'm gonna take some drugs, go to bed, then take a shower.
9. Ian Somerhalder needs to get off his soapbox.
10. I don't need to finish this movie, I just read the entire book on my phone => running joke for the rest of The Color Purple you kinda had to be there
11. I'm jealous of kangaroos - can't take credit, my sister said that.
12. I think adopting a husky puppy would cure the flu. . . . .and Lyme Disease.
13. I want a pickle, like all the time.
14. I thought you misspelled idk, you actually wrote ick, as in yuck, it took me a while to figure that out.
15. Would you rather babysit: a Kardashian kid, Snooki's kid, or Honey Boo Boo?  These are the questions that haunt me. . . . . .definitely a Kardashian kid, they're such nice people.

Ha! 15, what I nice number to end a list on.  These really aren't that funny, but, in my defense, I never said they were.  Double Ha! Lawyered.  Also, that concoction at the top looks like a little piece of heaven because it involves craisins and Chex!