"I hate talking...to people...about things...ugh I'm grouchy!"
"I don't care about the prize, but I'm gonna win because I want his happiness to go away."
About dogs...
"They should be rewarded for not being people. I hate people."
"If you can look at that site and not want to take home at least 50 dogs, then you're basically a war criminal."
"I don't care about the prize, but I'm gonna win it because I want his happiness to go away."
"But then I remembered that alcohol existed.......thank you alcohol."
"I love games that turn people against each other."
"I declare that everything you are saying is stupid."
"I like to do nothing with no one."
"It's been my dream to work with animals since I was a kid."
