Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Places I Would Rather Be....

I'm at school, 7 hours down, 3 to go for the day, then I have to come back and do it all over again tomorrow, and the next day, then Friday's tolerable.  So, there are a few places I'd rather be:

  1. The Hunger Games, preferably the 75th because I'd probably have allies, but I'd take the 74th.
  2. Jurassic Park, in a storm, without electricity
  3. Dauntless Boot Camp
  4. On an airplane to Australia
  5. On an episode of Glee (I'd probably punch one of those annoying little bastards, but oh well)
  6. Scooping poop out at the barn
  7. Selling houses to the snobbiest, pickiest rich people HGTV could find
  8. Walking miles down a dirt road in a rainstorm...in sandals
  9. In a queue for the ladies' room at Harrods
  10. Watching all the Twilight movies with a bunch of adolescent girls
  11. Doing taxes
  12. Swimming with sharks
  13. Pitching an entrepreneurial endeavor to the sharks
  14. On an incredibly awkward date
  15. Walmart 

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